Dieter says 5 cops recently fired for going at it while on the job were actually just “blowing off steam” and shouldn’t have been let go.

Jeffrey’s family hangs Chocolate Charlie’s crew on Christmas.

Duji claims drinking is the root of all her problems. The guys aren’t buying it!

Rover ate it on his way in to the station!

Dieter claims he spent next to $0 on dates throughout his entire life!

Rover thinks he may have gotten crotch-rot from the bidet his mother gifted him.

Jeffrey’s wife was quick to call the boys in blue over an alleged firearm in their rental home.

Duji’s tunnel of love has been shut down for 12 years. See how the show marks the occasion!

Jeffrey tries to pronounce the name of the Miami Marlins’ General Manager.