Jeffrey’s not into heavy metal music. And he’s poor. But that didn’t stop him from pitching in money to help his friend get a limo to a Pantera tribute show!

Nadz came into work with pinkeye, so a new mother claimed she could cure it with breast milk!

The show discovered Jeffrey’s teeth are rotting out. Nadz took a whiff on The Aftermath, with disastrous results!

Jeffrey will no doubt spend his upcoming $7,000 tax return on needless car repairs and wrestling gear. He should make a down payment on a dental visit instead though!

President Trump signed an executive order regarding Artificial Intelligence. This is the the government’s top secret project.

Jeffrey has trouble saying a lot of words, which gives the rest of the staff trouble when they use those worlds in public.