
Rover
Host
Presides over the 12-ring circus that is Rover's Morning Glory.

Duji
Co-Host / News
Single-mother who hasn't been laid in 12 years. Seriously.

Charlie
Sound FX
When he isn't in trouble with management he's drinking beer until he pukes.

Jeffrey
Himself
Author. Roller-coaster junkie. Master of the skidmark. Strangest human ever.
Krystle
Phone Screener
I'd like to inquire about...

Anthony Snitzer
Video Director
Married, animal-loving vegan who cries at sappy TV commercials.